HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' DAY-15!

The time has come to share the traditional project done by the students of Group 34-Ph and published in the Hyde Park.
Our country is at war. Historical turmoil like that always ignited a firestorm of jokes, as humor helps people to cope with the challenges they face. So, this year 2015, the collection is devoted to military humor.To reach the contents click  

JOLLY APRIL FOOLS' DAY!

Traditionally the Hyde Park has published the collection of funny stories and anecdotes contributed by the students of Group 34-Ph. If you haven't seen it on the bulletin board, you can enjoy this year's project by clicking HERE .

Below is my personal favorite.

Happy April Fools' Day! Again.

Traditionally, the first day of April is marked in the lycee by publishing a collection of jokes compiled by the students. I am proud to state that this is the fourth publication in the Hyde Park, which makes it a nice tradition. This year this project has been done by the students of Groups 14-Ph and 35-Ph. If you are too busy (or too lazy) to come and read the collected jokes displayed on the bulletin board, you can do that by clicking HERE .

Happy April Fool's Day!

Every year our third-course students contribute some excellent jokes, which are published in the "HYDE PARK" quarterly bulletin and also HERE . However, not all the materials are published due to various reasons. Nevertheless, here are some of them, contributed by Olga LYASHKO of Group 32-E. The topic is marriage.

A man comes to an undertaker and sobs: "Please, bury my wife."
"But I buried your wife ten years ago," replies the undertaker.
"I got married again," sobs the man.
"Oh, I didn't know that. Congratulations."

Another man confesses: "I married Miss Right. I just didn't know that her first name was ALWAYS."

And some cat stuff from me.

Humour Collection-2010

The students of Groups 32-E and 33-E contributed their jokes and anecdotes long ago. The collection had been waiting for the right time for months until it finally was published in the Hyde Park bulletin in the last days of March. I really enjoyed supervising the project. If you are to lazy to come to the bulletin, you can enjoy reading our collection right HERE . I personally like this photo very much.

New Anecdotes

Some more anecdotes are retold by the students of Group 34-E. Helen Mykhailenko presents her version of car theft HERE . Yaroslav Mishankov has submitted another one about archery. It is found HERE . Enjoy!

My Favorite Anecdote

Wild, very wild West. Frontier. Afternoon. Siesta. A bored trigger-happy cowboy gunman is walking along Main Street, Dodge City (Nevada? Arizona? New Mexico? Whatever.)Dust is coming from under his high heels. His spurs clink-clank. A small boy is sitting on a sidewalk, playing in the dust. The cowboy stops, produces a lolly-pop out of the pocket and says: "Hey, orphan, wanna candy?"
"I'm not an orphan," replies the kid.
"Why?" the cowboy seems slightly puzzled.
"There my mom and dad're comin'" shows the boy.
The Main Street buildings' walls throb with the double thunder of the cowboy's 0.45 Peacemakers. The gunman holsters his weapons and produces the lolly-pop once again. "Hey, orphan, have a candy."
Frontier. Afternoon. Siesta. Dust.

Dog Tongue

A Mouse being afraid of a Cat sits in its hole and hears a dog barking. "If there's a dog, there is no cat," the Mouse thinks and gets out of the hole. The cat is there all right. The clever bastard grabs the Mouse and eats it thinking how useful it is to speak a foreign language.




"IT'S GOOD TO SPEAK A FOREIGN LANGUAGE..."

Retold by Olga Kocherga, Group 34-E