Northern Ireland materials

Attention 1st course students! Here is some new information for you to study. To see it click HERE

New Anecdotes

Some more anecdotes are retold by the students of Group 34-E. Helen Mykhailenko presents her version of car theft HERE . Yaroslav Mishankov has submitted another one about archery. It is found HERE . Enjoy!

Group 12-E Leisure Profile

This is the project done last autumn by the students of Group 12-E. Here are the results of the survey, compiled and edited by Sasha Barchuk and Anna Moroz. There still are some mistakes, but the first try is not bad at all. Well done, young ladies!

My Favorite Anecdote

Wild, very wild West. Frontier. Afternoon. Siesta. A bored trigger-happy cowboy gunman is walking along Main Street, Dodge City (Nevada? Arizona? New Mexico? Whatever.)Dust is coming from under his high heels. His spurs clink-clank. A small boy is sitting on a sidewalk, playing in the dust. The cowboy stops, produces a lolly-pop out of the pocket and says: "Hey, orphan, wanna candy?"
"I'm not an orphan," replies the kid.
"Why?" the cowboy seems slightly puzzled.
"There my mom and dad're comin'" shows the boy.
The Main Street buildings' walls throb with the double thunder of the cowboy's 0.45 Peacemakers. The gunman holsters his weapons and produces the lolly-pop once again. "Hey, orphan, have a candy."
Frontier. Afternoon. Siesta. Dust.